Starring: Robert Deniro as Richard Cory, Al Pacino as Nick Cory, Jessica Alba as Jeanna Timlin
Richard Cory-a wealthy and well liked man/a bit shady and plays xbox all day
Nicky-a townmen who thinks richards mom is hot
Jeanna Timlin-Richards girl friend who is a horny broad and a good for nothing to everyone in the town
Hecta-a landscaper that gets paid 2$ and hour
Ryan-a nobody that plays xbox all day with Richard
Lisa Cory-the mother of Richard and is known as the"Milf"
Doug Cory-the step-father of Richard
Dealer-guns dealer
Scene 1
(Lisa Cory walks in while Richard is playing xbox)
Lisa Cory- Mr. Richard get off that damn xbox
Richard Cory- I am mom I just wanted one last game of COD4
Lisa Cory- Well alright but you should be out trying to make friends because you have none.
Richard Cory - Thanks mom for looking out for me
Lisa Cory- No problem thats why I am your mother
(meanwhile Ryan is on xboxLive listening in through the mic)
Ryan- HAHA you nobody, you got kicked off by your sexy mom
Richard Cory- hey don't say that because it really bothers me
Ryan- Wow wut a loser man
Richard Cory- wutever i'm out, im about to go through town
Ryan-ok you do that noob
Scene 2
(Richard just headed into town with his girlfriend in his altima)
Jeanna Timlin-Babe don't you ever do anything else besides Xbox and ride around all day?
Richard Cory- Why is everyone on my case I just want to do my own thing. I'm really tired of being called a nobody by my friends and being harrased by my girlfriend. Just leave me alone, and a matter of fact get your ass out.
Jeanna Timlin- Fine be like that I want to leave anyways.You can drop me off right there with Hecta.
(Richard drops her off with the 2$ landscaper)
Scene 3
(Richard riding through town and stopping by to see Nicky)
Nicky-Hey Richard hows that hot mother of yours doing?
Richard Cory(getting all red)-Please just stop i'm tired of it!
Nicky-You need to chill and stop being so shady all the time.
Richard Cory- I can't take this im out Peace!
Scene 4
(Richard walking in and hearing Lisa and Doug talking in their bedroom)
Lisa Cory-Come on Doug give it to me!
Doug Cory-I ca-nt...
Lisa Cory-What the hell do you mean?
Doug Cory- I mean I don't have any Viagra.
Lisa Cory- You don't have any left?
Doug Cory- No I ran out.
Lisa Cory- AHHH god damnit Doug!
Doug Cory-I'm sorry honey
Scene 5
(Richard is disguisted after hearing this and runs to his room and turns on his Xbox, where then the worst possible thing happens. He gets the Ring Of Fire from playing it to much.Now by this time Richard is already riled up from all the comments and bullying from everyone that he just can't bear this. In his mind he thinks about his Mom being called a MILF,his girlfriend asking him wut he does with his life, and Doug not being able to get it up.This is all just to much for Richard to bear so he goes and buys a gun. He gets in his car and drives downtown to the Liquor Connection and gets a pint of Captains. He drinks it real quick and starts feeling sad and depressed.He see's k5 arms exchange right next door and decides to go in.)
Dealer-"hello sir how may i help you?"
Richard-" im looking for something that will put a hole right here. " (points to forhead)
Dealer-"sir have you been drinking "
Richard-"piss off and lemme see that one. "
Dealer hands richard a gun . . .
richard "i like this one this is the one i want "
dealer" thats fine sir that wil be 399"
richard" lemme see what i got here(tosses cash)
dealer"thankyo very much sir"
richard yeah keep the change youl need it more than me."
dealer". . . ? " (looks confused)
(richard peels out...)
Scene 6
(Richard drives to Conklin Field and plows through the locked gate. He drives his car aimlessly around the baseball field, tearing up the freshly sodded outfield and making deep tire marks throughout the infield. He finally loses control of the vehicle and slams into the home team dugout. Richard stumbles out of the car, smoke and steam rising from the cracked engine block, pistol in hand. Richard wanders around the field, sobbing uncontrollably. Richard drops to his knees as the tears stream down his cheeks and cling to the bottom of his chin. The sobs of sadness turn quickly into maniacal laughter as Richard Cory brings the barrel of the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger.)
Richard Cory-a wealthy and well liked man/a bit shady and plays xbox all day
Nicky-a townmen who thinks richards mom is hot
Jeanna Timlin-Richards girl friend who is a horny broad and a good for nothing to everyone in the town
Hecta-a landscaper that gets paid 2$ and hour
Ryan-a nobody that plays xbox all day with Richard
Lisa Cory-the mother of Richard and is known as the"Milf"
Doug Cory-the step-father of Richard
Dealer-guns dealer
Scene 1
(Lisa Cory walks in while Richard is playing xbox)
Lisa Cory- Mr. Richard get off that damn xbox
Richard Cory- I am mom I just wanted one last game of COD4
Lisa Cory- Well alright but you should be out trying to make friends because you have none.
Richard Cory - Thanks mom for looking out for me
Lisa Cory- No problem thats why I am your mother
(meanwhile Ryan is on xboxLive listening in through the mic)
Ryan- HAHA you nobody, you got kicked off by your sexy mom
Richard Cory- hey don't say that because it really bothers me
Ryan- Wow wut a loser man
Richard Cory- wutever i'm out, im about to go through town
Ryan-ok you do that noob
Scene 2
(Richard just headed into town with his girlfriend in his altima)
Jeanna Timlin-Babe don't you ever do anything else besides Xbox and ride around all day?
Richard Cory- Why is everyone on my case I just want to do my own thing. I'm really tired of being called a nobody by my friends and being harrased by my girlfriend. Just leave me alone, and a matter of fact get your ass out.
Jeanna Timlin- Fine be like that I want to leave anyways.You can drop me off right there with Hecta.
(Richard drops her off with the 2$ landscaper)
Scene 3
(Richard riding through town and stopping by to see Nicky)
Nicky-Hey Richard hows that hot mother of yours doing?
Richard Cory(getting all red)-Please just stop i'm tired of it!
Nicky-You need to chill and stop being so shady all the time.
Richard Cory- I can't take this im out Peace!
Scene 4
(Richard walking in and hearing Lisa and Doug talking in their bedroom)
Lisa Cory-Come on Doug give it to me!
Doug Cory-I ca-nt...
Lisa Cory-What the hell do you mean?
Doug Cory- I mean I don't have any Viagra.
Lisa Cory- You don't have any left?
Doug Cory- No I ran out.
Lisa Cory- AHHH god damnit Doug!
Doug Cory-I'm sorry honey
Scene 5
(Richard is disguisted after hearing this and runs to his room and turns on his Xbox, where then the worst possible thing happens. He gets the Ring Of Fire from playing it to much.Now by this time Richard is already riled up from all the comments and bullying from everyone that he just can't bear this. In his mind he thinks about his Mom being called a MILF,his girlfriend asking him wut he does with his life, and Doug not being able to get it up.This is all just to much for Richard to bear so he goes and buys a gun. He gets in his car and drives downtown to the Liquor Connection and gets a pint of Captains. He drinks it real quick and starts feeling sad and depressed.He see's k5 arms exchange right next door and decides to go in.)
Dealer-"hello sir how may i help you?"
Richard-" im looking for something that will put a hole right here. " (points to forhead)
Dealer-"sir have you been drinking "
Richard-"piss off and lemme see that one. "
Dealer hands richard a gun . . .
richard "i like this one this is the one i want "
dealer" thats fine sir that wil be 399"
richard" lemme see what i got here(tosses cash)
dealer"thankyo very much sir"
richard yeah keep the change youl need it more than me."
dealer". . . ? " (looks confused)
(richard peels out...)
Scene 6
(Richard drives to Conklin Field and plows through the locked gate. He drives his car aimlessly around the baseball field, tearing up the freshly sodded outfield and making deep tire marks throughout the infield. He finally loses control of the vehicle and slams into the home team dugout. Richard stumbles out of the car, smoke and steam rising from the cracked engine block, pistol in hand. Richard wanders around the field, sobbing uncontrollably. Richard drops to his knees as the tears stream down his cheeks and cling to the bottom of his chin. The sobs of sadness turn quickly into maniacal laughter as Richard Cory brings the barrel of the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger.)